Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 15:55:46 -0500
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From: Ken Wilford <kenwilfy@COMCAST.NET>
Subject: Re: Natural Laws- Friday
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I have found two laws:
The tangle law: Somehow wires, hoses, string, etc. will tangle itself
up into a mess that you will have to untie even though all it did was
sit on the floor or in a box and no one ever touched it. I wish I could
harness this power somehow because you could power the world with it.
Antifreeze law: If you have a pan of antifreeze below an engine you are
working on you will always drop your rachet or wrench into it at least
one time. It is like a magnet for anything metallic. Once it even
claimed my cell phone! Man do I hate that stuff!
Have a great Friday!
Ken Wilford
John 3:16
www.vanagain.com
Hector Zapata wrote:
> *Law of Mechanical Repair:** After your hands become coated with grease
> your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.*
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> *Law of the Workshop:** Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
> accessible corner.*
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> *Law of probability:** The probability of being watched is directly
> proportional to the stupidity of your act.*
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> *Law of the Telephone:** When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
> signal.*
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> *Law of the Alibi:** If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
> had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.*
>
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> *Variation Law:** If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
> in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
> *
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> *Bath** Theorem:** **When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
> rings.*
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> *Law of Close Encounters:** The probability of meeting someone you know
> increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.*
>
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> *Law of the Result:** When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
> work, it will.*
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> *Law of Biomechanics:** The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
> to the reach.*
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> *Theater Rule:** At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the
> aisle arrive last.*
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> *Law of Coffee:** As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss
> will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.*
>
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> *Murphy's Law of Lockers:** If there are only two people in a locker room,
> they will have adjacent lockers.*
>
> *
> **Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:** The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
> of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the
> newness and cost of the carpet/rug.*
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>
> *Law of Location:** No matter where you go, there you are.*
>
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> *Law of Logical Argument:** Anything is possible if you don't know what you
> are talking about.*
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> *Brown's Law:** If the shoe fits, it's ugly.*
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> *Oliver's Law:** A closed mouth gathers no feet.*
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> *Wilson's Law:** As soon as you find a product that you really like, they
> will stop making it*
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