Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 14:10:19 -0700
Reply-To: Mark Dorm <mark_hb@HOTMAIL.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: Mark Dorm <mark_hb@HOTMAIL.COM>
Subject: Re: What Are YOU Doing This Saturday? (F)
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<P>This won't work cause terrorists, hereby known as boring-people-with-a-self-centered-agenda, are hypocrites without exception. They have to ignore and circumvent their own religious writings/teachings to do what they do. Note that the guys of 911 got drunk and saw strippers the night before Allah told them they weren't allowed in his heaven cause they couldn't even read his book correctly when they were on earth. They'll be coming back as starving cows in India for the next couple of centuries until they get it right. So don't be surprised when you start reading of cows blowing themselves up. We need to give each terrorist a stick of dynomite and a room where they can comfortably blow themselves up. Its a form of masterbation for them. They get off on it. <BR><BR></P></DIV>
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<DIV></DIV>>From: George Jannini <GEORGEJOANN@JUNO.COM>
<DIV></DIV>>Reply-To: georgejoann@JUNO.COM
<DIV></DIV>>To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
<DIV></DIV>>Subject: What Are YOU Doing This Saturday? (F)
<DIV></DIV>>Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 16:05:54 -0400
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<DIV></DIV>>Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
<DIV></DIV>>naked
<DIV></DIV>>woman that is not a wife, this Saturday afternoon at 2:00 pm. Eastern
<DIV></DIV>>time,
<DIV></DIV>>all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely
<DIV></DIV>>naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block
<DIV></DIV>>for
<DIV></DIV>>one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
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<DIV></DIV>>All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
<DIV></DIV>>houses to
<DIV></DIV>>prove they think it's okay to see other women nude. And since the
<DIV></DIV>>Taliban
<DIV></DIV>>also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further
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<DIV></DIV>>proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
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<DIV></DIV>>The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
<DIV></DIV>>terrorists
<DIV></DIV>>and applauds your participation. God Bless America!
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<DIV></DIV>>Come on guys, get out there and support the gals as they root out the
<DIV></DIV>>terrorists hiding in your neighborhood.
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