Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 20:57:29 -0800
Reply-To: mike miller <mwmiller@CWNET.COM>
Sender: Vanagon Mailing List <vanagon@gerry.vanagon.com>
From: mike miller <mwmiller@CWNET.COM>
Subject: Re: Cat-again Vanagon Humor
In-Reply-To: <20020125.220048.-334701.45.wilden1@juno.com>
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Lots of us spread it around.
Oh! You meant orders?
Mike
> From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
> Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 21:45:40 -0600
> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
> Subject: Re: Cat-again Vanagon Humor
>
> I'm waiting on an order now.
> I spread it around.
>
> Stan
> On Fri, 25 Jan 2002 18:05:45 -0800 mike miller <mwmiller@cwnet.com>
> writes:
>> Jeez, why don't you lighten up and order some parts from the Bus
>> Depot?
>>
>> Mike
>> LOL
>>
>>> From: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
>>> Reply-To: Stan Wilder <wilden1@JUNO.COM>
>>> Date: Fri, 25 Jan 2002 19:28:30 -0600
>>> To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM
>>> Subject: Cat-again Vanagon Humor
>>>
>>> Recently one of my neighbors moved out and deserted her full grown
>> female
>>> cat.
>>> I found this out while I was having a tire repaired and my spare
>> carrier
>>> was empty for a few days.
>>> The cat moved into the tire carrier and I nearly ran over it while
>> it was
>>> escaping as I was backing my Westy out of the drive.
>>> This cat has moved into my back yard and has became a real pest.
>>> She rubs against me, marking me with her scent.
>>> She bumps my hands and legs when I'm sitting on the patio trying
>> to get
>>> some affection (cat word for food).
>>> I'm determined to win this battle.
>>> She's just going to have to move on farther down the block and
>> find
>>> herself a better provider to shack up with.
>>> I'm absolutely not going to feed, touch or encourage this cat in
>> any way.
>>> Its frustrating after having her play her step and fetch food
>> routine on
>>> me for two weeks and she's not getting skinny so she has staying
>> power
>>> from undisclosed food sources.
>>> I'm not going to fetch and I'm going to win this battle. I'll see
>> her
>>> skeleton in that big tree outside before I'll feed this pest.
>>> She's driving me to consider renting a dog or at least borrowing
>> my
>>> brothers dog for a few days.
>>> http://williamwareagency.com/forsale/stanvan/guard-dog.jpg
>>> She isn't big (the dog) but I think she can disperse that stupid
>> cat from
>>> my back yard.
>>> I have little chameleons and tree frogs in my small garden and
>> pond and
>>> if I see foam coming from that cats mouth I'll know she's eaten
>> one of my
>>> very entertaining green friends.
>>> I'm going to have a cat tail hanging on my Westy radio antennae if
>> I
>>> can't get this situation under control soon.
>>> I'll have to research what Bart Simpson would do in this
>> situation.
>>> If I call the city pound she'll have 72 hours to live and if I
>> drop her
>>> off out in the country she'll be coyote poop within a week.
>>>
>>> Stan Wilder
>>> 83 Westy Air Cooled
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