Date:         Sat, 13 Jan 2001 17:45:00 -0500
Reply-To:     Hector Zapata <hector.zapata@XRXGSN.COM>
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From:         Hector Zapata <hector.zapata@XRXGSN.COM>
Subject:      All good reasons to be a man
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>All Good Reasons to be a MAN
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>1.Your last name stays put.
>2. The garage is all yours.
>3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>4. Chocolate is just another snack.
>5. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
>6. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>7. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new
>   haircut.
>8. The world is your urinal.
>9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
>10. You never have to drive to another gas station because this
>    one's just too icky
>11. Same work... more pay.
>12. Wrinkles add character.
>13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $50.
>14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to
>    them.
>16. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
>18. And don't forget...... Phone Conversations are over in 30
>    seconds flat.
>19. You know stuff about tanks.
>20. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
>21. You can open all your own jars.
>22. Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
>23. You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
>24. You can leave the motel bed unmade.
>25. You can kill your own food.
>26. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>27. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can
>    still be your friend.
>28. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
>29. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
>30. Everything on your face stays its original color.
>31. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
>32. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>33. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
>    without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me.
>34. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
>    little gift.
>35. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you
>    just might become lifelong friends.
>36. You are not expected to know the names of more than five
>    colors.
>37. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
>    on a bolt.
>38. You almost never have strap problems in public.
>39. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>40. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>41. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
>42. You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
>43. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>44. Christmas shopping accomplished for 25 relatives, on Dec.
>    24th, in 45 minutes.
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